(Today's blog is being guest written by Max! Dear god...)
Hello, citizens.
How are you feeling? Sitting comfortably? Good.
So, I'm guest blogging, as you may have guessed.
And I would like to tell you about the issue of Dick's disease.
Common symptoms of this illness include being a dick, and being a dick about things.
Here's a short summary video demonstrating this;
Now, it's easy to combat. Just get someone to give you a big slap around the head when you do that.
Right, serious stuff out of the way.
Now I can talk about what I want.
You may have heard that American election campaigns will be starting soon, and I'd like to emplore you
to root for the republicans.
As you can see from that picture, The Democratic party is obviously the Devil's party. And we shall see that tomorrow, when the world ends and they sit with Beelzebub in his cottage sipping hot tea, and eating Hob-Nobs (knobs?)
So, just a quick friendly note that if you don't vote Republican, you'll burn in hell.
And that's the way I like it. Uh-huh uh-huh.
SONG OF THE DAY: Dino Rampage - The Quick Brown Fox
Tara x
PS: FUCKING SEAGULLS
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