Ohai there!
It's all about Eurovision so here is my Eurovision live blog:
Finland - Sweet 8-year-old hippy. I did kind of want to vomit though.
Bosnia & Herzegovina - A less talented Glee cast in 30 years accompanied by a lost hip-hop dancer.
Denmark - I really enjoyed them! Though I appreciated the running, it was definitely not a good idea vocally.
Lithuania - A very Disney interlude! Also, shamelessly reaching out for the deaf vote.
Hungary - This is the Eurovision I know! The noises she made were hilarious (and occasionally out of tune) but really not my taste.
Ireland - Wow... I'm slightly speechless. I think John and Edward have found their element. It would help if they could actually sing, but I think Eurovision is just the right amount of camp for them!
Sweden - Something tells me you will be very 'Popular!'... They deserve to win simply for the staging and performance!
Estonia - It's Godzilla and she loves show tunes! And has a lot of other giant gay BFFs.
Greece - I think Mount Olympus was always missing hip-hop dancers and a rap 3 octaves too low... but, lots of FIRE!
Russia - I think John Travolta and John Barrowman had a secret love child. Oh, he did a backflip - he has my vote!
France - Bookies favourite. Why? This is no place for a proper singer! Also, why is there a supernova happening behind him?
Italy - Oh I'm actually really liking this. They had a baritone sax. EASY WINNERS! But of a strain on the top notes but because of the jazz feel it worked. However, atrocious last note!
Switzerland - Ukelele solo! Quite a cute song with a bubble machine! Pretty good, I must say.
UNITED KINGDOM - I'm pretty sure somebody has Lee Ryan by the balls! Well, they're better than Scooch.
Moldova - MC Hammer on crack with a band at a circus carnival during Christmas. I'm voting for them.
Germany - I really liked this actually. It was sassy but did get dull towards the end.
Romania - Awww... it was good until the chorus until it fizzled in it's sappiness. It has a very Mika feel.
Austria - That girl has balls to go out there and sing a cappella. It appears like another Disney interlude minus the charm. Stop trying to be Leona Lewis.
Azerbaijan - I actually have a soft spot for this song. Though it's much better when you close your eyes - I agree with Graham.
Slovenia - Ohai there Sasha Fierce tribute artist with sponsership from Ann Summers.
Iceland - Very charming. Very likable. Sweet story.
Spain - I'm getting increasingly worried about the state of Spain's music industry. I can't even make a snarky comment about the dancing, I'm too busy laughing.
Ukraine - The art was more interesting than the song.
Serbia - Groovy baby! Fun 60s throwback, loving the shuffling and quite enjoying the song.
Georgia - Oh dear... classic Eurotrash. Did a group of Goth's get lost in a nuclear power plant? Oh, the sad rapping nearly killed me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FAVOURITE: Moldova
BEST: Italy
WORST: Georgia (just stole the title from Greece at the end)
BEST TO DANCE TO: Serbia
CAMPEST: Estonia
MOST HOMOEROTIC: Sweden
HOPE TO DO WELL: Iceland
WILL DO WELL: Jedward
Tara x
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